Miss Emily's Facebook

Emily Grierson

Status: Emily Grierson is at home like always...

Basic Information

Network: Yoknapatawpha, Mississippi

Sex: Female

Relationship Status: In a relationship with Homer Barron

Interested In: Men

Looking For: Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Networking

Personal Information

Activities: Teaching china-painting lessons, sleeping with the dead body of Homer, & isolation.

Interests: Homer Barron, father, &money.

Favorite Quotations: "Life's an awfuly lonesome affair. You come into the world alone and you go out of the world alone yet it seems to me you are more alone while living than even going and coming." -Emily Carr

"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone." -Orson Welles

About Me: My name is Emily Grierson, I have been an "orphan" at a young age when my father died. My beloved Homer, "left" me suddenly sometimes ago, now I am all alone in my home with my servant. I like to be isolated in my cozy home from everyone else in town.

Contact Information

Email: EmilyGrierson@gmail.com

Aim: MissEmily

Groups

Member of: How to buy & use arsenic poison, Why wont he marry me? Commitment Issues & Solutions, Quick & Easy Steps to Making Money, China Painting & Decorating, etc.

Wall (Best with 4 posts instead of 3)

Mayor & Tax Collectors: Miss Emily, why have you refuse to pay your taxes for the past years?

Emily: "I have no taxes in Jefferson. Colonel Sartoris explained it to me. Perhaps one of you can gain access to the city records and satisfy yourselves."

Mayor & Tax Collectors: We have nothing on the books in the city of records to show that.

Emily: "See Colonel Sartoris. I have no taxes in Jefferson." 

     "Tobe!" 

     "Show these gentlemen out."

This is a basic layout of Miss Emily's facebook. Emily's privacy setting would probably on minimum settings because she probably wouldn't care who looks at her facebook and what they think of her. Her friends list will probably consist of everyone in her town, but they are just there to show that she is well-known and supposedly respected. There will probably won't be too much photos available for the public to see, since most of the other photos are hidden and only allowed to be seen by herself. Some of the pictures are probably of Emily at different ages and changes throughout her life, one with her father, and one with Homer for the public to see. I'll leave the hidden photos up to your imagination, a possible hint could be pictures of other things leading up to Homer's death and post-death. She probably has a couple applications if none. These applications might consist of personality quizzes, love tests, Notes (so she can express her thoughts and feelings like on a blog), Interview (so she can answer interview questions from others finding out more about herself), and Compare People (so she can see what people think of her and how she ranks among everyone else in town based on work related, school related, dating, and personal questions). The quotes are expressing how she feels in life and isolation after losing her father and lover, Homer. The groups that she is a member of shows what she is interested in or is trying to do. All of the other information should be somewhat self-explanatory. Overall, this is what Miss Emily's facebook might possibly look like.